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I know a person with a PhD in biology who bought into the whole “too many shots all at once” nonsense. Not full anti-vax but definitely on the “delayed vaccine” slippery slope.

Being quietly humble and empathetic is the only “flex” that isn’t extremely cringe.

Carefully, and delicately making sure not to damage the tether, lest the bird might escape, forcing her to stand on her own.

Windows is a perfectly fine OS

It’s just that Linux is better and cheaper in every way.

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AI can’t fuck your mom

I bet he had literally never touched a bus.

Haha yes! And it would so much more efficient if we just like, put all the workers in a big warehouse in between shifts. We can drug them so they can sleep in stacked boxes, and then drug them again so they are ready to work after exactly 8 hours. They will get so much more work done if they don’t have to ever leave the factory, especially if we give everyone ostomy bags and catheters so they can empty their waste once before bed!

It’s going to be so fucking efficient guys. Like, you have no fucking idea how much more efficient we could make society if we just removed the concept of individual agency and autonomy from our ethical repertoire!

No, they tried that already and it turned out that they alienated all of their mobile app users for basically a one time check from Google. Now they are on to alienating a bunch future users who might have created an account after finding some useful information on reddit.

I almost want to go get an MBA just so I can write a case study on why spez is a fucking clown

Step 4 - block the rest of the referral traffic, because that’s why.

You can just have one throwaway gmail address and use the suffix feature.

I legitimately almost as excited for the spez downfall arc as I am for Trump’s.

Where do you think feral cats come from? They are domestic cats which live outside, sometimes by choice, sometimes because they are abandoned, and sometimes because they are born to an outdoor/feral car.

Oh duh I didn’t even look at the picture

I think there’s plenty of cases where neuron activation is a product of pure a aesthetic experience. I think the wrong idea here isn’t that AI can make art, but that art is the only form of media humans desire.

Sanxingdui? Three correct paths? Three star pile? Three correct Xings?

Correct, my penis would not be invented until the 80s. Shame what people had to endure before then.

Can we just wrap up this arc and get to the part where meta lets anyone opt into a “Smart Blur” function which prevents them from being recorded on Meta Glasses, but you have to set up a Facebook account with recent pictures of yourself for it to work?

Do the hypothetical traumas and consequences of my time loop actions somehow propagate into the broader, static universe, or can I safely commit atrocities knowing that each new capsule universe will dissolve into nothingness every 24 hours, resetting its moral boundary conditions each time?

Cuz I have big ideas, but there might be collateral damage.

And if that doesn’t work, we will release gorillas to take care of the heroin