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It floats
It’s like a duck, but you also can wash things with it!
It’s a witch! Burn it!
Is that a useful distinction? Hang on, I gotta walk to the pond and try something.
edit: hopital
She turned me into a newt
We all float down here
Now we know where Stephen King got his inspiration
I remember my friend writing a Halloween story called “It Floats” and the punchline was Ivory Soap. The teacher thought it was funny but she had to have been one of the only 5th grader in the 90s who knew Ivory Soap’s old tagline
cool
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