Lauren Boebert, the Republican representative from Colorado who rose to national fame as one of Donald Trump’s biggest cheerleaders, has lost her seat in Congress.
The race was too close to call on election night last week, but after every vote was counted the Democrat Eileen Laubacher has been declared the winner by the AP news agency.
Is her Only Fans up yet?
Do I have to buy seats to the theater, or can I just bring $20 to the back alley? She’s pretty hot. I don’t think she’s going to starve…
Sex workers are people.
She moved to my district. So glad to have personally helped push her bitch ass out.
Thank you for your service, now the world is healing a bit
Same! Felt good to vote her out!
I’m not in that district, but for any sane human being that was…
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In case anyone forgot, this was after she changed districts to one that was even deeper red.
Don’t fret. She can always work a hand job.
She doesn’t just give hand jobs, she gives hand careers.
A hands on job? Like what?
A Z job.
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
The last time she blew something this hard, it was in the audience of Beetlejuice.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lost her 2nd seat in Congress. She lost a few years ago, then “moved” to a new district to run again
She didn’t lose that one. She very narrowly beat a dem challenger in the 2022 election, by something like 87 votes. The next election, after even more scandal, he was going to challenge her seat again. Instead, she ran off to a deeper red district in 2024 and took that seat.
She has now lost that one. I guess Colorado ran out of red she could hide behind.
Good. To quote Hilary Clinton quoting someone else, “Bye, Felicia.”
Did Hillary really quote Ice Cube from Friday?
I mean who hasn’t?
I refuse to believe she’s plugged into any actual American culture.
I mean, the movie is from 31 years ago. And the meme is at least a decade old.
- What.
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Had to have been an intern.
She lost it handy-ly…
She ran a gripping race.
Yeah, but she never really had a hand on it…
Got shafted in the end
It wasn’t her seat. it was Colorado’s. She was not selected to fill it.
bye bye Boe-Boe
I think she’d already lost that star power way before this though hadn’t she?
I think the title is just in case someone didn’t know who she is, to your point.
