Note: Not a second affair; a third affair with a second employee.
I prepared for this yesterday.
You’re gonna need more.
I know. I’m ready.
I really hope the next one is coming from below.
Oh God stop giving me material
I joked with discord friends yesterday that if the board discovered he had another affair he’d be taken out back and Old Yeller’d.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE
It’s funny 'cuz it’s true!
“Will all employees who did not have sex with Jensen please report to the small 3rd floor conference room.”
Unrivaled parallelism from Nvidia as always.
Quad core brain to process all those lies
RAMming his jensen everywhere.
I think you mean his huang
He was jensening his huang. Sharing is caring.
Jeez… how did the dude find time to spout buzzwords at conferences?
Its a real shame his AI didn’t tell him to stop putting his dick places where it doesn’t belong.
Is it wrong that I’m really hoping there’s some clause that disqualifies him from whatever golden parachute he has and he ends up having to auction off that stupid million dollar leather jacket?
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Man i shorted a very small amount of Nvidia stock before the election just to try and catch a little drop maybe but i am really kicking myself for not yoloing that shit.
I’ll just point to the sign:
“Sometimes rich assholes reveal themselves to have (once again) done exactly the kind of shitty behavior we suspected them of.”
Not very catchy. Maybe I should workshop it.
“The rich will inevitably do what the rich have always done”
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Apparently it wasn’t Exclusive
they’re upset about not being the only side chick
PhysX was always better with SLI. I’ll see myself out.
Not to mention G-sync, the technique where you hit the G-spot over and over in a perfect rhythm.
But the real question is how many kids he has from all of these affairs
I am not surprised. I kind of wish I was surprised.
Not every man who is ruled by his peen is rich. Rich men just have more power and opportunity.
